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Woman sits on toilet for two years...

In Ness City, Kansas, authorities are considering charges against a man whose girlfriend sat on his toilet for two years. Her body was stuck to the seat when he finally called police. Sheriff Bryan Whipple said it appeared that the 35-year-old woman's skin had grown around the seat, which had to be removed at the hospital. According to the boyfriend, the woman did not want to leave the bathroom. Full story here!

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