Anna Kournikova's Tennis Shoes

Caption Competition

Any ideas anyone? The best answer will not receive a fantastic prize!

There's only one Steve Torpey...

During the Boxing Day football match between Farsley Celtic and Halifax Town in the Blue Square Premier League the crowd was unable to chant 'there's only one Steve Torpey'... because there was a player of the same name on each side! If you don't believe me look here and here. Confused? You ought to be!

Leona Lewis in Hello

Giant Women!

Gemma Atkinson in Maxim

Monkeys

It's been reported this week that monkeys have better memories than humans. I can't remember the last time I heard such bollocks...