Monday, 5 April 2010

My Own Worst Enemy



I just finished watching the series My Own Worst Enemy. The series followed the life of American secret agent Edward Albright and his cover alias, Henry Spivey, who had no knowledge of his double life. Albright, played by Christian Slater, was implanted with a chip that allowed his handlers to physically switch Albright's personality to that of his alias. However, in the pilot episode, there was a malfunction which caused Albright's personalities to switch at random, revealing his secret life to his alias. Henry is then thrown into the highly dangerous life of Edward, with no real way for the two to communicate except through short cell phone video messages.

The series finale ends with so many unanswered questions that a second series is suggested, however sources reveal that the show has been dropped after just the one season. This is so frustrating. The two characters, Henry and Edward, both played by Slater, are polar opposites. Henry is the meek family man and Edward is mean with a bad attitude and a womaniser. Edward may be on a dangerous assignment in a foreign land when he suddenly transforms into Henry, and vice versa Henry might be in the bedroom with his wife when he changes into Edward.

Incidentally, the first names match those of the two dueling spirits that shared a body in Robert Louis Stevenson's novella Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde.

Caption Competition



Captions please, use your imagination, your sense of humour, your word skills.

No prizes, just fun.

Come on!

Sex Advice From Strippers



Why are strippers better in bed?
It is a stripper’s job to be sexy and seduce people — we are pretty damn good at it. Also, we have phenomenal wardrobes.

That's from Heather, 23. Read in full here.

Don't forget to click for the options. Avoid Kat, 26 though... she has a bit of an attitude.

Sunday, 4 April 2010

Girl Arrested For Doodling On Desk



Alexa Gonzalez, a 12-year-old student at Junior High School 190 in Forest Hills, New York, was handcuffed and detained at police precinct for doodling on her desk with erasable marker.

Full story here.

Pay Phone by Brandon Ford




Pay Phone, the brand new horror/suspense novel by Brandon Ford, is NOW AVAILABLE!!! A chilling and violent story that’s sure to keep you up nights! What’s it about? Check out the official synopsis below:
January 1998.While a fierce winter falls upon the streets of New York City, a vicious killer is on the hunt for new blood. From his third floor apartment window, he watches, waits, using the pay phone across the street as the key to finding his victims. With his voice and his charms, he lures them to his door… …and one by one they meet their fate.
On a gray morning, he spies someone new. Someone different. Someone who reminds him of someone he knows. Someone very, very special. And he’ll stop at nothing to be sure that special someone… is next.
What ever you do, don’t answer the phone. It just might be for you.

“Compelling, intelligent, and altogether chilling, Pay Phone solidifies Brandon Ford as a classic, distinctive voice in a world flooded with menial dark fiction!” –Andrew Wolter, author of Nightfall

Pick your copy of PAY PHONE at the following links:

Saturday, 3 April 2010

Coward of the County




I was listening to the radio yesterday when that old Kenny Rogers classic Coward of the County came over the airwaves. I've heard it loads of times over the years and yet each time I find myself listening eagerly to the lyrics. Most popular songs are about love, and this is no exception, but this has something extra, the coward referred to in the title. It is also one of the few songs that actually has a story to it. They don't seem to produce this kind of song any more. And at the end when the Gatlin boys get their comeuppance I find myself thinking how wonderful that is. It is also the only song that includes a gang rape. Or can anyone think of any others? Alex Harvey's Gang Bang springs to mind but there's consent in that one. Maybe the death metal world is filled with tunes about gang rape. Or is 'tunes' the wrong word here?

Oh, and yet when I do hear Coward of the County I can't help thinking of You're My Son by Kenny Rogered...

Kick-Ass and the C-Word




So it seems that actress Chloe Moretz has caused uproar in the movie world by saying the dreaded C-word in the new Kick-Ass movie. Follow the link for the full story.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/filmblog/2010/apr/02/kick-ass-bad-language

Should we be outraged by this? Or merely disappointed? The F-word was once considered taboo in the film and television world, now it appears regularly and we don't bat an eyelid, well hardly anyway. Will the C-word follow suit? Only time will tell.

I suppose what makes this so shocking is that it is uttered by an 11-year-old character to a room full of adults in a 15 certificate movie. Now we will have schoolkids walking into classrooms and calling everyone by the forbidden C-word. Is this likely? Or am I too much out of touch with kids that age nowadays? I know I ought to be.

I have no desire to go and see this teen film at the cinema. I will most likely watch it when it appears on the Sky movie channels, purely out of interest. I don't want to be in a cinema listening to teenagers shouting and laughing, and chatting into mobile phones, because it'a annoying, and I don't want a face full of bleach either.

Incidentally, Chloe Moretz is lined up as one of the main characters in the new film Let Me In, the movie of John Ajvide Lindqvist's book Let The Right One In. In the USA the book is simply known as Let Me In. Trust the yanks...