Did you know that Emile Heskey's middle name is Ivanhoe?

Israeli tourists who stopped for a rest at a filling station on the highway leading to Venice were shocked to find bottles of wine showing Hitler's image on sale at the station's shop. Oops! Full story here.
A resident of Newport in Maine contacted the police when he spotted a female neighbour mowing her lawn topless. A local ordinance prohibits the exhibition of genitalia or sex acts committed in public, however there is no state law prohibiting a woman from going topless on her own property. A town selectman successfully argued that 'breasts are not genitalia' and 'mowing the lawn is not a sex act'! Story here.
What is she saying? Or indeed, what is the fish saying? Or alternatively, what is the person holding the fish saying? It's your call... go for it! A special prize for the best comment.