Secretaries

As I was reading Making Love: A Conspiracy Of The Heart by Marius Brill I came across a quite ingenious name for a collection of secretaries... 'a qwerty of secretaries'. Isn't that just a brilliant term invented by Mr Brill? If indeed it was invented by him, as it could have been dreamt up by someone else, yet it is the first time that I have come across it, so I shall give all the credit to him. Yes I will!

And speaking of secretaries...

Secretary: Can I use your dictaphone?
Boss: No! Use your finger like everybody else.